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"Dude, I didn't spend 2 years in hairstyling school just to shave your head!"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Hair Crop Circle

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Sleeping Beauty

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Define fair."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

I love what you've done with your hare.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'