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"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Little Princess.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Sleeping Beauty

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Define fair."