Hair Design Dreamer Pillows

"Dude, I didn't spend 2 years in hairstyling school just to shave your head!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Hair Crop Circle

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Pampered and poodled.

Little Princess.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Sleeping Beauty

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Define fair."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."