Hair Bands Pillows

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Dynamite little combo

Six jazz instruments.

Curling your hair for no reason

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

The band.

Dog History

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Animal Band.

Curtains haberdashery

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Red hot little combo

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.