Haggis Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Frank makes it himself; it's the perfect wine--to serve with haggis.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Beware of God"

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Look,that is not your Daddy

Australian Mobile Bar

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?