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'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

One Thing / Another

"Progress is coming right along!"

A catch-all is born.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Desert Island Raking

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Cleaner

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

"Frank?"