Habitual Idea Jotter T-Shirts

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

New Ideas in Business.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Inspiration

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'I've invented copyright.'

Chasing the one big idea

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"Not you, Hobson."

"Mr. Saltee"

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

Sitting man.

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.