Habitat Protector Pillows

"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

Compassionate 'Conservation-ism'

'Let's leave this one to give us some shade at lunchtime...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'I admire your floatibility.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

The Golfing Accident

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."