Habitat Conservation Pillows

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Caliologist

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

reincarnated worm...

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

"I love you too, big guy."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."