Habit Creator T-Shirts

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

Addiction Research Centre.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

The Ten Resolutions

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

New Year's Resolutions

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'