Habit Building T-Shirts

"I would have gone on a run."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

New Year's Resolutions

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

'Do the patches help?'