Gypsy Soul Mugs

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat Tie

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Dog in Daisys

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love you.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"We haven't danced in ages."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Green Balloon

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Remembering His Marbles

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Travellers

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Bath Abbey

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Monster Horrorscopes

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."