Gypsy Soul Mugs

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat Tie

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Dog in Daisys

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love you.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"We haven't danced in ages."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Green Balloon

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Bath Abbey

Remembering His Marbles

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Monster Horrorscopes

Travellers

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.