Trickster Soul Mugs

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Clown Wedding with Rake

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'