Groovy Soul Mugs

Like, Real Gone...

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Cat Tie

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Blues artis's daily list

In case of funky emergency, break glass

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Disco Dancing

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Shoe repair

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Monster Horrorscopes

Face painting - children have no faces

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Snowballs!

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"I've got an app for that."

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Snowman and girl