Groovy Soul Prints

Like, Real Gone...

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Cat Tie

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Frizzbee statue.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Blues artis's daily list

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

Disco Dancing

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Monster Horrorscopes

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Face painting - children have no faces

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Snowballs!

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

"I've got an app for that."

Snowman and girl

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'