Gym Prankster Mugs

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Still Life With Nordic Track

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Easy chair exercise machines

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."