Gym Prankster Mugs

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'