Gym Goer With A Festive Spirit Gifts

Ready for the holidays?

"We're exclusively delts."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

The Wonder Gym.

Vampire Sit ups

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Christmas tree for runners.

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

Home for the Holidays

Health Club: For Regular People

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

Treadmills for people who miss the city.

'I hate when I'm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off & eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.'

And again

"No doubt about it, I've got to start stretching out before doing this!"

Janitor's Christmas

"Designer Steroids."

'Ordering the heaviest pizza does not constitute part of a weight training regime!'

'I always lose weight in the wrong places.'

Santa Claus on the scales

Frosty's 'Buns of ice' workout.

Low-fat Christmas pudding.