Gym Eloquenter Gifts

"Still on your left."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercise now!

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.