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'That is so uncool. Everyone knows that you wipe off your slime when you're done with the machine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Body Building

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'That's our group plan.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

Academy.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Now, will you train at the gym with me?'

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

Tred carefully mill.

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Alien Reflection

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'