Gym Artist Pillows

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.