Gym Artist Prints

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."