"Tour de Frank"
Gut Navigator Prints
Decorate their walls with art that honors their intuitive nature—stylish prints that inspire confidence and adventurous spirit every time they see them.
Bad for you but to die for
'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'
"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."
Better times ahead.
Well, you'd better learn to like them!
"This translation app isn't working."
Midlife: You Are Here.
Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants
"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."
Doubt or Certainy
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.
Adam and Eve - Food scares
Shrink
"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"
Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center
Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.
"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."
"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."
"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."
"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."
'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."
On the road with the map of the human genome.
"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."
'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'
"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
Close all your windows please.
'Have you been eating right?'
"You destination is around the next curve."
There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?
Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.
Google Earth, Google Peet
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