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"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

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"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Draw!

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

A fairground attraction

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yoyos

"Anything for me?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Children playing around a water pump

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'