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"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"But I use all of them!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Bull Treadmill

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Matador.

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

Really big bang

Imran Khan

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"Lovely weather for it."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

"I can't heeear you!"

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Corrida with snail

Cricket.

Sympathy

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"

They decided to settle out of court.

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'