Battle Gear Buff T-Shirts

"But I use all of them!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

Knights of the Square Table.

"FORE!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Birds on the wing

Sub Editor

US aid to Ukraine

US fears missile competition.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"