Battle Gear Buff Prints

"But I use all of them!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Super pets.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Knights of the Square Table.

'Chili again?'

US aid to Ukraine

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"FORE!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

US fears missile competition.

Birds on the wing