Gunfight Buffs Prints

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Matador.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Bull Treadmill

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Really big bang

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Lovely weather for it."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Cricket.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"I can't heeear you!"

Corrida with snail

Sympathy

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"

Light Artillery

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

They decided to settle out of court.