Gun Ownership Gifts

'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'

We can do it!

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Quote du Jour: Joe Manchin

America, are we learning anything?

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Bribes for Jabs

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Arizona In Black

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Especially modified you say..."

Republican politics!

American blood

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

(Beware of the dog)

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."