Gun Ownership Gifts

'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'

We can do it!

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Quote du Jour: Joe Manchin

America, are we learning anything?

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Arizona In Black

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Especially modified you say..."

American blood

Republican politics!

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

(Beware of the dog)

"See. . .? We did do something."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."