Gun Legislation Gifts

Gun with 'Ban' flag

Odessa,Texas

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Arizona In Black

"Very fine people on both sides."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Scars and Bars

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Republican politics!

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

(Beware of the dog)

Who Let the Dawg In?

Worthless B*****ds

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

American Roulette

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Annexe 8

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

The Filibuster.

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

21st Century Leadership

Donald Trump

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'Don't worry, the one thing he won't do is bite.'