Gun Laws Gifts

Bob loses his right to bare arms.

Why American will never have tougher gun control laws. . .

"It Died in Committee."

America, are we learning anything?

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Bribes for Jabs

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Very fine people on both sides."

Arizona In Black

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Republican politics!

(Beware of the dog)

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"Bang!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

What?

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Don't worry, the one thing he won't do is bite.'