Gun Legislation Pillows

Odessa,Texas

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Very fine people on both sides."

Arizona In Black

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Scars and Bars

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Republican politics!

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

(Beware of the dog)

Worthless B*****ds

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

American Roulette

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

Annexe 8

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

The Filibuster.

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Don't worry, the one thing he won't do is bite.'

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Donald Trump

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"