Gun Enthusiast Turned Harpoonist Pillows

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'