Gun Debate Pillows

"Another incident averted! Thank God for the good guy with a staple gun!"

Richard Burr N.C.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"In all the excitement I can't remember if I set you one round of homework or two!"

"A gun... Really!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very fine people on both sides."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

American Roulette

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

'Obama's trying to create the impression we're awash in guns! It's a conspiracy!!!'

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

At the NRA lounge.

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

New Rudy/Old Rudy.

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

An uneasy calm descended over Thompsons Road.

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

Beware of dog whose head has been replaced with a large caliber hand-gun

"Fire...aim...ready."

Beware Of The Dog Owner

Hunting Assault Rifle

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

"I said back off. . ."

Grim Statue of Liberty

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."