Gun Debate Pillows

"Another incident averted! Thank God for the good guy with a staple gun!"

Richard Burr N.C.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"In all the excitement I can't remember if I set you one round of homework or two!"

"A gun... Really!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very fine people on both sides."

American Roulette

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

New Rudy/Old Rudy.

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

An uneasy calm descended over Thompsons Road.

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

"Fire...aim...ready."

Hunting Assault Rifle

Grim Statue of Liberty

Beware Of The Dog Owner

"I said back off. . ."

Beware of dog whose head has been replaced with a large caliber hand-gun

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."

Lost Biblical Moments, #847

"For those relaxed moments between seething rage, this military assault rifle comes with a removable cup holder and built-in phone charger."

"Stand back! I'm a member of congress!"