Gun Rights Debaters Pillows

"Lucky me, I always wanted twins."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very fine people on both sides."

(Beware of the dog)

American Roulette

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

New Rudy/Old Rudy.

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

Richard Burr N.C.

Hunting Assault Rifle

Grim Statue of Liberty

Beware Of The Dog Owner

Beware of dog whose head has been replaced with a large caliber hand-gun

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

"A gun... Really!"

The Parable of the Good Samaritan as retold by Wayne LaPierre.

"I said back off. . ."

"Fire...aim...ready."

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."

Lost Biblical Moments, #847

"Stand back! I'm a member of congress!"

Be sure they will wash their hands...