Gun Rights Debaters Pillows

"Lucky me, I always wanted twins."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very fine people on both sides."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

(Beware of the dog)

American Roulette

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'Obama's trying to create the impression we're awash in guns! It's a conspiracy!!!'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

At the NRA lounge.

"Don't know about you, pardner, but I'm sure hankerin' for the day when we finally clear the frontier of all these desperados so random gun violence in America will just be a thing of the past."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

'Get rid of that thing, dummy! -- Haven't you heard about the assault rock ban?'

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

New Rudy/Old Rudy.

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

"I said back off. . ."

Hunting Assault Rifle

Beware Of The Dog Owner

Beware of dog whose head has been replaced with a large caliber hand-gun

The Parable of the Good Samaritan as retold by Wayne LaPierre.

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

"A gun... Really!"

Grim Statue of Liberty

"Fire...aim...ready."

Richard Burr N.C.

"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."

"Stand back! I'm a member of congress!"