Gun Debate Fan Pillows

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

(Beware of the dog)

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Self Checkout

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

The delegitimization effort.

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

National Reason Association of America: Mandatory Background Checks

An uneasy calm descended over Thompsons Road.

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Lost and Found

"There, now my ground can stand itself. So I won't need to shoot you and go through all that."

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

Gladstone and Disraeli Discussed by the Queens

'Please donate money in support of the pro-firearms lobby - or else!'

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

"Fire...aim...ready."