Guitar-strumming Dog Gifts

'Here's a little tune I wrote about the job of chowing down and taking naps...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'They're dog roses!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"He's sending an instant message."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

The Rolling Bones

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"Come on, just try it."

Bored at the City Morgue.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

Having Forgotten How It Goes...

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

Top ten dog hits of all time

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

Football fan

'Nice fetch.'