Guitar Hopeful Pillows

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

A child busking

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I'm with the band.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"We could start a band."

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Violin practice.