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Street Entertainer

Robert Fripp

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Plum jam...

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Love birds playing a guitar.

Jimmy Page.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Mexican Serenade.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Campground Conductor

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Gregg Allman

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Joe Perry.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Guitar.

Bob Dylan

Courtney Love

"I'm very highly strung!"

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'