Guitar Experimenter Pillows

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Jazz is Invented

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Plum jam...

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Joe Henry

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)