Guitar Enthusiast With A Funny Bone Pillows

What your acoustic guitar says about you

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Love birds playing a guitar.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Campground Conductor

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Guitar.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Accountant sings the blues

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."