Guitar Enthusiast With A Funny Bone Pillows

What your acoustic guitar says about you

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Jimmy Page.

Love birds playing a guitar.

One-man band rehearsal.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Campground Conductor

Mexican Serenade.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Guitar.

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Accountant sings the blues

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."