Guitar Duel Enthusiast Mugs

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Jimmy Page.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mexican Serenade.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Campground Conductor

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Sawrd Fighting

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Guitar.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Accountant sings the blues

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'