Guilt-ridden Commuter T-Shirts

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I gave on the E train."

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

The Bus Stop.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Good Book?'

Road Construction Blues.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Jungle Taxi

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Clown Bike Rack

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Dads.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Torah reading on the subway.

'I forgot my keys!'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.