Guilt-ridden Commuter Mugs

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

The Bus Stop.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Good Book?'

Road Construction Blues.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Clown Bike Rack

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'I forgot my keys!'

Torah reading on the subway.

Dads.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"