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'Look, you can only do so much!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

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We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Which one's yours?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."