Guideline Groaner Pillows

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

How Many It Takes

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Federal Guidelines

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"I'll be happy to give you innovative thinking. What are the guidelines?"

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Can you do another draft of this? There's still a couple of sentences people might understand

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

Confidence.

Falls at work.

Pick Your Own

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

"These new regulations will completely change how we get around them, sir."

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

Don't forget, this way up!

Coronavirus Flag of the OMS