Guideline Navigator Pillows

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Better times ahead.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Federal Guidelines

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Memories/New Experiences

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

Great coaching is about sharing an understanding of where your coachee is trying to get to...

Driver sees road sign: 'Highway of Life ... Enter at Own Risk.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

Falls at work.