Guardian Of Winter Lore Pillows

Rude Devil Snow Angel

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Bleak House

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

Pet dogs owner thinks her life is boring

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Your hands are cold...

Snow plough creating snowmen.

GarGoalies.

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

The Vigil

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

Seagulls

Climbing Mount Everest.

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

'It's for the neighborhood dogs.'

Office Heating

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

"I hope there's a special place in hell for him."

The wrong kind of snowman...

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

'Animal Rights'

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

North Pole