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"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Beefeater

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Bleak House

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Guard coming."

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

GarGoalies.

Seagulls

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

Beefeater

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

'Listen kid, I'm sorry to hear that you're banned from class, but if you're going to hang out with me all day, you're gonna have make yourself more useful.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'