Guardian Of Giggles Mugs

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Too righteous?"

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

Clown God

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Whoops!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

"This day and age it's necessary."

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

Beware Of The Hog...

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

Beware Electric Fence.

Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'