Guardian Of The Giggles Mugs

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

Clown God

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Whoops!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Lollipop mask

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Too righteous?"

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Beware Of The Hog...

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"This day and age it's necessary."

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'